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The Uneventful Life Of An Innocent Bystander

...AND THERE IS MORE
Apr 15 '13

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Apr 15 '13
the-absolute-best-posts:

just-breathe-carolina:
Just a regular day at Subway


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the-absolute-best-posts:

just-breathe-carolina:

Just a regular day at Subway

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13

theresawerewolfinmybutt:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

you would think that after shaving your legs again and again and again all the fucking time that your leg hair would be like hey guys i get the feeling she doesnt want us around maybe we should just give it up but literally theyre always just like MAYBE THIS TIME!!!!

at least there is one part of my body that isn’t lazy

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Apr 13 '13

gaksdesigns:

Photographs from Chris Jordan of birds who died from ingesting beach garbage.  

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13

pulmonaire:

Paintings by Januz Miralles

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Apr 13 '13

likeafieldmouse:

Alex Stoddard

1. Sanctuary

2. Anointment

3. Astronaut

4. UFO

5. Abyss

6. Boneyard

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13
teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.
But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE
FUCKING
BUY ME THIS
I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT
I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS



If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON

teardrops-onmy-keytar:

jackalkenpo:

sowhatelseisblue:

saveatardis:

ignoringoblivion:

waerlogas:

oodly-crafting:

theconsultingbitch:

raggedybearcat:

sirwolfpaws:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

I NEED ONE PLEASE GET IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

It’s so charming I would feel really bad sleeping through it.

But that wouldn’t stop me.

SOMEONE

FUCKING

BUY ME THIS

I WILL RIP MY HEART OUT AND SELL IT TO YOU FOR IT

I REALLY FUCKING WANT THIS

image

If you buy this for me I will love you 5ever

I’m just like, twitching with want. TWITCHING.

GIVE ME

OH MY GOD, WANT.

If I don’t have this I will die.

SOON

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Apr 13 '13
theymightbeclippy:

 DIY GIFT IDEA | Gold Gilded Geode Ring
Why, YES. There IS a tutorial with lovely photos so you can make your very own pretties !
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theymightbeclippy:

 DIY GIFT IDEA | Gold Gilded Geode Ring

Why, YES. There IS a tutorial with lovely photos so you can make your very own pretties !

(via swellmayde)

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Apr 13 '13

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Apr 13 '13
thecakebar:

Homemade Candy Bar Recipes
Well… this is interesting, not only does it come with homemade simple recipes (with no preservatives)  but you can also download the wrappers… 

thecakebar:

Homemade Candy Bar Recipes

Well… this is interesting, not only does it come with homemade simple recipes (with no preservatives)  but you can also download the wrappers… 

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